-lets go of his hand-
Oh! Of course he can stay!
-claps his hands together-
I’ve got just the perfect place for him to sleep in, so much comfier than the couch-
-grabs Charlie by his clothes and drags him-
-opens the door-
-puts him out-
-closES IT AGGRESSIVELY-
-DUSTS OFF HIS HANDS-
-Charlie trips out and lands on his butt outside- AHH! HEY! FUCK YOU! -gets up and wipes at his eyes- FUCK YOU TREE! -sniffs- fucking asshole.
..Hey buddyyy 8);
Hey buddy indeed.
-takes his hand and twists his wrist lightly-
I see you have a friend over.
And he doesn’t sound very, sober.
I’m fiiinnnneee I’m just a lil teenie weenie itsy bitsy bit tipsy. Betty said i could stay here for the night i’ll just take the couch i don’t mind.
-runs out of the bedroom-
JACKJACKJACK THERE YOU-
-looks at Charlie-
-crosses his arms-
I hope you don’t mind I had sex with five dudes on our bed and on the couch.
Hey Bingo i know your roomate. -steps inside and wipes his feet- Hi tree you lil nut. -paps his face-
Okay before I let you in, I should tell you that my roommate doesn’t really like you very much and I haven’t told him you were coming over.
don’t say anything about the accident alright?
also please wipe your feet,
AWww what how can you not like me? I’m wo-wonderful.
Shut the hell up Charlie
*Rolls windows down*
Thank you. -gets out a cigarette and lights it- -Opens the glove compartment and pulls out a bottle of pills and looks at he label- Heeey Barry we take the same meds and oh my god your names Charlie too…oh wait, theese are mine…did you get my stuff from my house for me?
*Throws his hood on*
*Limps a little over to the car and climbs into the driver’s seat*
….*Rolls windows up*
Mind if i smoke in your car Basil?
Okay Benji lets go home. -stumbles back to his car and jumps into the passengers seat.-
You didn’t like it what’s that suppose to—
*Studies his face*
Climb in the truck, man. You can stay at my place tonight…
I feel i should at least know your name if you’re taking me home.