jackartosaurus:

treeceratops:

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm………..

How about a big, massive, extremely immense no.

B(

……….

*Opens the door*

Charlie go lay down on the couch.

*Takes Trees arm with a strong grip and drags him to the bedroom*

Thank you!! -stumbled through the living room and flops on the couch-

treeceratops:

-lets go of his hand-

Oh! Of course he can stay!

-claps his hands together-

I’ve got just the perfect place for him to sleep in, so much comfier than the couch-

-grabs Charlie by his clothes and drags him-

-opens the door- 

-puts him out-

-closES IT AGGRESSIVELY-

-DUSTS OFF HIS HANDS-

-Charlie trips out and lands on his butt outside- AHH! HEY! FUCK YOU! -gets up and wipes at his eyes- FUCK YOU TREE! -sniffs- fucking asshole.

treeceratops:

jackartosaurus:

8’

..Hey buddyyy 8);

Hey buddy indeed.

-takes his hand and twists his wrist lightly-

I see you have a friend over.

-smiles-

 And he doesn’t sound verysober.

I’m fiiinnnneee I’m just a lil teenie weenie itsy bitsy bit tipsy. Betty said i could stay here for the night i’ll just take the couch i don’t mind.

treeceratops:

-runs out of the bedroom-

JACKJACKJACK THERE YOU-

-looks at Charlie-

…are……..

-crosses his arms-

I hope you don’t mind I had sex with five dudes on our bed and on the couch.

Hey Bingo i know your roomate. -steps inside and wipes his feet- Hi tree you lil nut. -paps his face- 

jackartosaurus:

Okay before I let you in, I should tell you that my roommate doesn’t really like you very much and I haven’t told him you were coming over.

So just…

don’t say anything about the accident alright?

 also please wipe your feet,

AWww what how can you not like me? I’m wo-wonderful.

jackartosaurus:

Shut the hell up Charlie

Wwwwwwooooooooooooooowww. Dick.

jackartosaurus:

*Rolls windows down*

Thank you. -gets out a cigarette and lights it- -Opens the glove compartment and pulls out a bottle of pills and looks at he label- Heeey Barry we take the same meds and oh my god your names Charlie too…oh wait, theese are mine…did you get my stuff from my house for me? 

jackartosaurus:

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*Throws his hood on*

*Limps a little over to the car and climbs into the driver’s seat*

….*Rolls windows up*

Mind if i smoke in your car Basil? 

jackartosaurus:

It’s Benji

Okay Benji lets go home. -stumbles back to his car and jumps into the passengers seat.-

jackartosaurus:

You didn’t like it what’s that suppose to—

*Studies his face*

….

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………….*Sighs*

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Climb in the truck, man. You can stay at my place tonight…

I feel i should at least know your name if you’re taking me home.




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